Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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