they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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