Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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