He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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