Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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