Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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