How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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