May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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