I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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