It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
im holly from the hills drunk
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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