You really coming over, don't trick.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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