He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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