so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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