Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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