well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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