Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
