To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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