Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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