I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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