dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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