I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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