So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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