Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
this boner is exhausting
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm too high and old for this...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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