if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
