Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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