Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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