This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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