so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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