People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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