I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
the day after is always just damage control
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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