I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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