So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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