He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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