Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
