people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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