The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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