Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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