whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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