Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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