38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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