last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
two words: eviction party
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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