I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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