I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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