Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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