i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just google imaged poop.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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