For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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