I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm too high and old for this...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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