At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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