I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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