Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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