No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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